Minus all the curse words… this is slightly correct!
1. I’m wondering if I could pick your brain about something: Help me please I am dying.
2. Looking forward to your thoughts!: Respond to me promptly, asshole.
3. Just wanted to follow up: Why the F have you not responded to my last note.
4. I happened to notice your great work on ____ : I’ve spent 3+ hours painstakingly researching your past work in an attempt to ingratiate myself with you.
5. That’s fair: You win this round, Dr. Doom…
6. Let’s circle back on this: I can’t deal with u right now.
7. Great! (1 exclamation point): Sure, whatev.
8. Great!! (2 exclamation points): I agree, and want you to like me.
9. Great!!!!!! (3+ exclamation points): Either I am desperately trying to ingratiate myself with you, or, have just had my fourth cup of coffee.
10. Great. (no exclamation points): I hate you.
11. Gre34%111at!!!!!: I…
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